Would my boyfriend and I survive in a slasher horror movie if you were the slasher?

My boyfriend and I both love slasher movies, so we were wondering if
we would be killed off in one.

We are closet gays, and would likely go to an abandon camp to have
some privacy :-) , setting us up for a brutal death scene.

However the decision is yours, so would we live? :-p
(If So Why)

Or die? :-(
(If so what will our death scene be and why would we not survive?
Don't be afraid to offend or insult, as the more brutal and offensive
method is more likely to win.)

Nobody has had a good kill or survival reason yet.
I should however have added that we wouldn't do drugs or drink.